“Citing the pastry’s sublime, inviting aroma and the alluring glint reflecting off its glaze, sources confirmed Thursday that a beautiful cinnamon roll was simply too pure for this world, too perfect.” – The Onion, 2014.1.23
Look at all the gigantic white space that this blog is currently not occupying! THE VOID. THE VOID.
Before the crushing void of the idea of an infinite amount of ones and zeros swamps the very boat of this blog in the starry sea of the – METAPHOR EMERGENCY EXIT.
I should write down some what I’d like to put here, in a more solid fashion. I believe that they call this ‘making a list’. Very daring.
- Things I need to remember
- Things I’d like to forget
- $5 million dollars in untraceable funds, so that I can fund my coffee addiction
For now, let’s try to just get 1 – 3 up in this place. It does seem that all the cool kids are using Flickr for photo hosting, and also that my cellphone is attempting to smother itself at night to relieve it’s own misery (I need to take my photos out of it’s over-stuffed, creaking memory).
First, cellphone excavation. Second, uploading! Maybe. We’ll see!
Oh god, I finally got this to work. (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
I am super excited about this fact! My feelings are all (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
Check out this super cute fat cat. (ृ˄·͈༝·͈˄ ृ )
If you are not already familiar with myself in 3D, you will discover that I like cats. Hopefully this blog will be super ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬ and not so much (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ONLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FIND OUT, NOT-YET EXISTENT READERS.
Okay, Internet, let’s do this! (๑ˊ͈ ॢꇴ ˋ͈)〜♡॰ॱ
I hope that I find this post to be very embarrassing in ten years. Or next week.
Super-cool emoji are all from JapaneseEmoticons.me